Wait. Why are you here? You are actually reading this?!
Let us dust you off a chair and pretend that we aren't so excited that you are here. You made it to the far reaches of the internet to spend a moment on our contact page!
We thank you for coming to our little store and hope that everything is satisfactory.
If it isn't, or if you just want to say hi, or basically communicate with us. Please, we want to hear from you. We are lonely on this contact page all on our lonesome.